Dog And Camel Cartoon Fan Pillows

'Well, maybe it's in your genes to be attracted to sand...'

"Janet, cancel my Guido's reservation. I'll be having lunch in the office."

"It's okay to be ambitious but do you dare to pee on my tree, Jackson!"

Dedication to excellence....

'Now, you're new here, but you should know the rules: I get Master's newspaper and slippers! Got that?'

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

'Checkmate I think!'

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

"There are two ways we can go here - bark or bite."

'You get an A for effort, but an F in spelling.'

"So how long have you been working the business?"

"I just don't get it, they don't do it themselves, so why do they insist on us sitting before crossing the road?"

"I like the idea of becoming a prosecutor: charging people appeals to me..."

"Next year we put the cats outside before we hibernate."

"I'm the best candidate."

'Have you noticed how the grass is always greener on the other side?'

"You can't say that to a customer!"

'I'm sure he thinks he's a parrot!'

Long Dachshund

"I told you to stop biting your nails."

We're barely gonna make it!

"Why did you turn down the Easter bunny job?"

"You're not in the gym Gary!"

Follow England mate, they're always crap!

Giraffe's Ice-cream.

'Mum, she pulled my mane!'

'I worked briefly in a Fine-China shop, but it didn't work out...'

'Bearnaise sauce again,' he cried. 'I can't bear the thought of it!'

"Sure, you're an elephant, but you're not at all elephantine."

The inevitability of animal husbandry.

A sausage dog shrinking after toileting

"I'm going to level with you, Tom. The rest of the marketing team wasn't sent upstate to live on a farm."