Cat & Dog Comic Fan Pillows

'C'mon now Kitty! Swear at me! Accuse me of being a bad dog!'

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

"Janet, cancel my Guido's reservation. I'll be having lunch in the office."

"And for dessert, I'd like the mice pudding."

'Now, you're new here, but you should know the rules: I get Master's newspaper and slippers! Got that?'

'Checkmate I think!'

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

Balloon dog training

Mountain Rescue for a Dog.

Cat and owner sticking out tongues at each other.

"I'm the best candidate."

'You get an A for effort, but an F in spelling.'

Long Dachshund

"I'll have the 'All you can eat from the menu, the kitchen, and the dumpster' special."

We're barely gonna make it!

'Look! Tommy Pineneedle's mother has a pair of nuts!'

'Bearnaise sauce again,' he cried. 'I can't bear the thought of it!'

A sausage dog shrinking after toileting

'Now see here! My name is Thomson and THAT is my gazelle!!'

"It's a combination of your poor performance and my allergies."

'This summer, how does obedience camp sound?'

"Y'know, sometimes I actually think those chipmunks in the back yard really are teasing him!"

Pin the tail on the Doggie.

Owl seeing how many times it can twist it's head around - "...14, 15, 16, there goes the record."

"Once again, Dave blew the date when his instincts got the better of his etiquette."

'Police? I'm being stalked.'

"After years of unsuccessfully trying to catch my tail, I decided to just follow it on twitter."

I advertised In What Cow Magazine.

Psst, Shirley, have you signed Frank's birthday card yet?

"If there were some way to move the stool, climb up onto the counter and scale that wall, I know I could position myself in such a way as to pee all over that cat calendar."

'Oh, isn't he clever? He's brought you your slippers.'

'I'm teaching him to give me a doggie treat when I stay perfectly still...'

"...P.S. Stay off the furniture!"

'Well ok, I'm this handed.'

'BOTOX...QUICK!