Cat And Dog Comic Fan Pillows

Penetrating Pet Disguises...

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

"Janet, cancel my Guido's reservation. I'll be having lunch in the office."

"And for dessert, I'd like the mice pudding."

'Now, you're new here, but you should know the rules: I get Master's newspaper and slippers! Got that?'

'Checkmate I think!'

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

Balloon dog training

Cat and owner sticking out tongues at each other.

Mountain Rescue for a Dog.

'You get an A for effort, but an F in spelling.'

"I'm the best candidate."

"I'll have the 'All you can eat from the menu, the kitchen, and the dumpster' special."

Long Dachshund

We're barely gonna make it!

A sausage dog shrinking after toileting

'Look! Tommy Pineneedle's mother has a pair of nuts!'

'Bearnaise sauce again,' he cried. 'I can't bear the thought of it!'

'Now see here! My name is Thomson and THAT is my gazelle!!'

"Heyyy! Where the hell did you learn that trick?"

"It's a combination of your poor performance and my allergies."

'This summer, how does obedience camp sound?'

"Y'know, sometimes I actually think those chipmunks in the back yard really are teasing him!"

Pin the tail on the Doggie.

Owl seeing how many times it can twist it's head around - "...14, 15, 16, there goes the record."

"Once again, Dave blew the date when his instincts got the better of his etiquette."

'Police? I'm being stalked.'

"After years of unsuccessfully trying to catch my tail, I decided to just follow it on twitter."

Psst, Shirley, have you signed Frank's birthday card yet?

"If there were some way to move the stool, climb up onto the counter and scale that wall, I know I could position myself in such a way as to pee all over that cat calendar."

'Oh, isn't he clever? He's brought you your slippers.'

"No no - play dead. What you're doing is indicating."

'I'm teaching him to give me a doggie treat when I stay perfectly still...'

"...P.S. Stay off the furniture!"

'BOTOX...QUICK!