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Penetrating Pet Disguises...

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

"Janet, cancel my Guido's reservation. I'll be having lunch in the office."

"And for dessert, I'd like the mice pudding."

'Now, you're new here, but you should know the rules: I get Master's newspaper and slippers! Got that?'

'Checkmate I think!'

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

Balloon dog training

Mountain Rescue for a Dog.

Cat and owner sticking out tongues at each other.

'You get an A for effort, but an F in spelling.'

"I'm the best candidate."

Long Dachshund

We're barely gonna make it!

A sausage dog shrinking after toileting

'Bearnaise sauce again,' he cried. 'I can't bear the thought of it!'

"Heyyy! Where the hell did you learn that trick?"

"It's a combination of your poor performance and my allergies."

"Y'know, sometimes I actually think those chipmunks in the back yard really are teasing him!"

'This summer, how does obedience camp sound?'

Owl seeing how many times it can twist it's head around - "...14, 15, 16, there goes the record."

'Police? I'm being stalked.'

I advertised In What Cow Magazine.

'Oh, isn't he clever? He's brought you your slippers.'

'BOTOX...QUICK!

"If there were some way to move the stool, climb up onto the counter and scale that wall, I know I could position myself in such a way as to pee all over that cat calendar."

'I'm teaching him to give me a doggie treat when I stay perfectly still...'

'Well ok, I'm this handed.'