Dog And Camel Cartoon Fan Gifts

'Well, maybe it's in your genes to be attracted to sand...'

"Janet, cancel my Guido's reservation. I'll be having lunch in the office."

"It's okay to be ambitious but do you dare to pee on my tree, Jackson!"

Dedication to excellence....

'Now, you're new here, but you should know the rules: I get Master's newspaper and slippers! Got that?'

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

"There are two ways we can go here - bark or bite."

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

'Checkmate I think!'

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

"Next year we put the cats outside before we hibernate."

"I like the idea of becoming a prosecutor: charging people appeals to me..."

"I'm the best candidate."

"I just don't get it, they don't do it themselves, so why do they insist on us sitting before crossing the road?"

'You get an A for effort, but an F in spelling.'

"So how long have you been working the business?"

'Have you noticed how the grass is always greener on the other side?'

"You can't say that to a customer!"

"I'll have the 'All you can eat from the menu, the kitchen, and the dumpster' special."

"I told you to stop biting your nails."

Long Dachshund

'I'm sure he thinks he's a parrot!'

We're barely gonna make it!

'Mum, she pulled my mane!'

Giraffe's Ice-cream.

Follow England mate, they're always crap!

A sausage dog shrinking after toileting

"Sure, you're an elephant, but you're not at all elephantine."

The inevitability of animal husbandry.

"You're not in the gym Gary!"

'I worked briefly in a Fine-China shop, but it didn't work out...'

"Why did you turn down the Easter bunny job?"

'Bearnaise sauce again,' he cried. 'I can't bear the thought of it!'

'Look! Tommy Pineneedle's mother has a pair of nuts!'

"I'm going to level with you, Tom. The rest of the marketing team wasn't sent upstate to live on a farm."