Dodging Detectives Pillows

'How much tax can I avoid by becoming a Philanthropist?'

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

A boy acting suspiciously

The Fast Lane.

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

That's supposed to say garage sale!

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

Sale.

'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.

"Pssst. Fake poop."

"The Box is bigger, the contents smaller, increased the price and called it improved."

Screwdriver labelled 'Buyer' and screw labelled 'seller'.

"Tee-Hee! Working like a charm!"

Half-Price Haircut and Half-Cut Price Hair.

Customer Convention

'hold the blog - I got a bargain in the sales'

"What's the problem? I said dinner and a movie."

Pizza Special: 5 Pizzas for $50 (Limit 4).

"I'm innocent. I've just never been able to pass up a good plea bargain."

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

"I give you the seven-billion dollar pup, then you give me back the seven-billion-dollar pup."

Buy One Get One Free Sign Outside Shoe Shop

The Bargain Brand

"Which will it be - do we label it '20% free', and raise the price 20%, or label lit '40% free', and raise the price 40%?"

Black Friday

Boomerang Sale! - No Returns

"We think we've found the murder weapon Sir"

"As you know we've made a lot of acquisitions lately, and the last one we made seems to have resulted in us buying ourselves."

"TV violence made him do it. Says he'll name shows if we drop the charges."

'The gas bill is a lot bigger than usual.'

Buy 1 Get 1 Free. Buy 2 You're Stupid.