Dodgem Rides Pillows

'No safety helmets please.'

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

"Remember, pregnancy is like taking an exciting thrill ride at an amusement park only the seats are larger."

Wind Tunnel of Love.

'Hey everybody, I've decided to stop doing landscape drawings, and start doing caricatures of my fellow passengers.'

'Who ever came up with the idea that throwing up is fun?'

The GODFATHER Ride 25¢

Riding the Rollercoaster.

'I told you she could get them all in under a minute. Now pay up.'

"When you promised me a lift home...."

The interminable!

'The roller coaster was great! -- How was the bungee jump?'

'Dude, I got the rest of the day off, so I'll be able to go riding after all!'

Made in Sweden.

"Must you always be so anthropomorphic?"

"Tunnel of 'Like-Like'"

'This side's safety bar is broken. But hanging on with your cotton-candy coated fingers should hold you through the loop-de-loop.'

"Personally, I liked this roller coaster a lot better before the Federal Reserve Board got hold of it."

Rollercoaster - in and out gates.

Man exiting from a 'Barrel of Laughs' fairground ride with a custard pie in his face.

"Done saving the world for today."

'We bought this bolt hole to get away from politicians talking green politics.'

'Wrong button!'

Tea Cup Ride

Balloon Thrill Ride

Tunnel of love.

Rollercoaster.

What possessed the council to introduce speed bumps?

'I hope you get an ice cream headache!'

"I told you not to break so hard."

"Goodbye, Masked Kid, and thanks for all the help!"