Dodgem Rides Gifts

'No safety helmets please.'

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

"Remember, pregnancy is like taking an exciting thrill ride at an amusement park only the seats are larger."

Wind Tunnel of Love.

To determine which department would be awarded the Billings contract, employees agreed to play a best-of-five dodgeball tournament.

'Who ever came up with the idea that throwing up is fun?'

The GODFATHER Ride 25¢

'Hey everybody, I've decided to stop doing landscape drawings, and start doing caricatures of my fellow passengers.'

Riding the Rollercoaster.

'I told you she could get them all in under a minute. Now pay up.'

"I knew something didn't sound right!"

"When you promised me a lift home...."

The interminable!

'The roller coaster was great! -- How was the bungee jump?'

'Dude, I got the rest of the day off, so I'll be able to go riding after all!'

Made in Sweden.

"Must you always be so anthropomorphic?"

"Tunnel of 'Like-Like'"

'This side's safety bar is broken. But hanging on with your cotton-candy coated fingers should hold you through the loop-de-loop.'

"Personally, I liked this roller coaster a lot better before the Federal Reserve Board got hold of it."

Rollercoaster - in and out gates.

"Done saving the world for today."

Tea Cup Ride

Man exiting from a 'Barrel of Laughs' fairground ride with a custard pie in his face.

'Wrong button!'

Surrendering isn't going to stop this, Ernie!

'We bought this bolt hole to get away from politicians talking green politics.'

Balloon Thrill Ride

What possessed the council to introduce speed bumps?

Tunnel of love.

"He's the Tiger Woods of dodgeball."

Rollercoaster.

'I hope you get an ice cream headache!'

"I told you not to break so hard."