Romantic Rides Gifts

Wind Tunnel of Love.

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

"Remember, pregnancy is like taking an exciting thrill ride at an amusement park only the seats are larger."

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

"Not tonight. The furniture is sentient again."

"You wanted a romantic getaway, so...get away."

'Who ever came up with the idea that throwing up is fun?'

Riding the Rollercoaster.

Waterfall of Disappointment

Narcissist in the tunnel of love.

"I don't want our date to end, either, but my arm is about to fall off."

"The little engine that shoulda coulda woulda."

'Two please-and I mean TWO boats!'

An old gentleman speaking with a shoeblack at a train station

'Know any other bed-time tricks?'

'I'm going to love having me in Haiti.'

'Tunnel of love, in a cold climate'

The interminable!

"Loved our evening, Lou. Thanks for being rich."

'The roller coaster was great! -- How was the bungee jump?'

'And you must be Hank, my husband's new business partner!'

'Dude, I got the rest of the day off, so I'll be able to go riding after all!'

Six arms, no waiting.

"Have you got any after ten tours for people who never get up before eight-thirty?"

"And What Wine Would You Suggest To Go With An Argument?"

"Oh, John, if only we could be sure it's love and not just the spell of this place!"

"It's not the timing of our relationship that's wrong. It's the lighting."

I need a Valentine card that proclaims undying love but doesn't commit me to anything.

Fourplay.

"You're not much of a romantic, are you?"

"I dreamt I was on a desert island with seven starving women."

'I'm pregnant.'

'Let's go somewhere where I can be alone.'