Thrill Rides Pillows

"Personally, I liked this roller coaster a lot better before the Federal Reserve Board got hold of it."

"Not to worry. If I remember correctly, the sign described it as, 'death-defying.'"

The interminable!

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

Rollercoaster - in and out gates.

Riding the Rollercoaster.

Balloon Thrill Ride

Tunnel of Life with shark fin entering.

'Who ever came up with the idea that throwing up is fun?'

'This side's safety bar is broken. But hanging on with your cotton-candy coated fingers should hold you through the loop-de-loop.'

'Dude, I got the rest of the day off, so I'll be able to go riding after all!'

Tunnel of love.

'The roller coaster was great! -- How was the bungee jump?'

Rollercoaster.

'..I'm dying to check out the new 'Fiscal Cliff' thrill ride.'

"This must be one helluva roller coaster."

"These seats sure are uncomfortable."

Your I.Q. must be this low to go on this ride.

Tunnel of icebergs.

"Remember, pregnancy is like taking an exciting thrill ride at an amusement park only the seats are larger."

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

The rocket powered skiier

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

"Marco ..."

End the Winter Blues

On the brink.

YOLO vs YODO

Wild Weather Ride - 2005.

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

Wind Tunnel of Love.

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

Dairy Devil

"Look before I leap - always. 'Think' before I leap - never!"

"Can he call you back? He and his mid-life crisis are celebrating their tenth anniversary."