Dodgem Devotee Pillows

'I'm certainly not taking you out onto the Public Highway again, until you've had at least ten hours here...'

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

"Humans are strange."

"Whoa! Was that today?"

"That's awesome that you taught him to heel, but I just want him to walk normally."

Arms race - USA and Russia.

'I try and humour him...it's the only exercise he gets!'

'Put that down your fool! It's a bone of contention.'

"I got you some flowers..watered them, too.".

'He's barking mad!'

"The dog is developing quicker than me."

'Its a dogwood tree. I can tell by its bark.'

"To be honest...if it wasn't for the dog I wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

Angel in heaven walking a dog that is peeing off of a cloud

"The best thing is he works without WiFi or a data plan."

'Will work for tummy rub.'

This next song is also about food. I probably don't even need to say that anymore, do I.

War and Peace

Autumn Dog

Made in Sweden.

A dog biscuit

"Hold on there buddy, that's not a KJV Bible." (two men talking, one with a Bible)

Gym. He claims he does that routine for an hour before starting his cardio workout. Do you believe him? It's a bit of a stretch!

"He calls it an 'accident' but you and I both know that was no accident."

"Well, there's the stick. One of us is going to have to get it."

"I've no idea what breed he is but he's very loyal."

"My dog is NOT a child substitute. Not according to his headmaster anyway."

'Sorry I Ate the Cookies Last Year.'

"There's nothing like dog-walking for making new friends...."

Brunelleschi's cupola gelato in Florence, Italy.

'Is it just me, or is it getting warm in here?'

"Getting a puppy isn't so bad once you drink."

'His last words were 'Go Dodgers!''