Dodgem Devotee Pillows

'I'm certainly not taking you out onto the Public Highway again, until you've had at least ten hours here...'

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

"Humans are strange."

"Whoa! Was that today?"

"That's awesome that you taught him to heel, but I just want him to walk normally."

Arms race - USA and Russia.

'I try and humour him...it's the only exercise he gets!'

'Put that down your fool! It's a bone of contention.'

"I got you some flowers..watered them, too.".

'He's barking mad!'

"The dog is developing quicker than me."

'Its a dogwood tree. I can tell by its bark.'

"To be honest...if it wasn't for the dog I wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

Angel in heaven walking a dog that is peeing off of a cloud

"The best thing is he works without WiFi or a data plan."

Autumn Dog

'Will work for tummy rub.'

War and Peace

Made in Sweden.

"He calls it an 'accident' but you and I both know that was no accident."

"Hold on there buddy, that's not a KJV Bible." (two men talking, one with a Bible)

"There's nothing like dog-walking for making new friends...."

'Sorry I Ate the Cookies Last Year.'

"My dog is NOT a child substitute. Not according to his headmaster anyway."

"Well, there's the stick. One of us is going to have to get it."

"I've no idea what breed he is but he's very loyal."

A dog biscuit

Brunelleschi's cupola gelato in Florence, Italy.

'Is it just me, or is it getting warm in here?'

'His last words were 'Go Dodgers!''

"Getting a puppy isn't so bad once you drink."

...or how about this gorgeous little puppy ma'am? He's a Labrador Collie cross.