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'I'm making a note in my diary - you'll be out on the 5th of August 2040.'

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

"Oh, come on! Nobody brought a pen?"

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

"Relax, folks! I’m a lawyer. I can always find loopholes!"

Kirsten Johnson

Police film evidence

They're watching a documentary about safety razors. Sounds like a Schick flick!

'Sorry, but we're not compatible, Jim. You keep a diary, and I blog on the Internet.'

Michael Moore creates a UK equivalent of Fahrenheit 9/11

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

Professional woman in pub

"The end of 'Shark Week' is near!"

"Ugh! Stop making a drama documentary out of a molehill."

"I remembered that time you said you wished you had a biographer."

Collected works

"What do you suppose Ken Burns will have to say about all this in 30 years?"

A fly on the wall documentary.

Fahrenheit 911.

"Ok, don't move. I want to capture the drama and intrigue of your life."

David Attenborough

Samuel Pepys' writer's block

A typical Monday. Zombie Truck-Driving Maniacs! South Pole Penguin Love! That's a stupid eco-friendly chick documentary! Insipid, mindless, violent zombie crud! Negotiations commence, nearly a week before date night. Wimp! Blockbuster head!

'I'm freezing...The rich list is a little thin this year.'

"Nothing like the History Channel to get you to appreciate these peaceful times we're enjoying."

Professor Brian Cox

'Great! So that's the film... Now for the sound!'

"What was the point of writing a blog that nobody else could read?"

"What do you suppose Ken Burns will have to say about all this in 30 years?"

'If you're going to stare at that thing all day, at least watch something educational,,, like Japan,'

Social lens of the photojournalist

"Of course I try to communicate with him - I update my blog almost daily."

'Hurry up, I'm dying to use the blog'

The Young Jacques Cousteau at the Beach with his Mother.