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Memorial to Businessman,financier,entrepreneur who never shredded a single document

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

"Oh, come on! Nobody brought a pen?"

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

"Relax, folks! I’m a lawyer. I can always find loopholes!"

Kirsten Johnson

They're watching a documentary about safety razors. Sounds like a Schick flick!

Police film evidence

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

Michael Moore creates a UK equivalent of Fahrenheit 9/11

"I remembered that time you said you wished you had a biographer."

A penguin's life is like endless summer camp, swimming and fishing all day every day!

"But what's my motivation?"

"We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their creator with certain unalienable rights, that among these are life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness." It's okay for a first draft, Thomas, but it'll be much better if you make it rhyme!

"Ugh! Stop making a drama documentary out of a molehill."

A fly on the wall documentary.

Diana Inquest - 'It's time to move on, and start making a TV mini-series of her life.'

Fahrenheit 911.

"He's the exception: a fly on the wall who made it big in blockbuster movies."

"Wow, I was in a documentary film with Ron and Valerie Taylor too! Aren't they great?!"

'I'm freezing...The rich list is a little thin this year.'

"Now calm down Ma'am. If you want to report a murder I'll patch you through to Detective Malone in homicide. This is Sergeant Flanagan....Insecticide!"

"Nothing like the History Channel to get you to appreciate these peaceful times we're enjoying."

'Great! So that's the film... Now for the sound!'

A typical Monday. Zombie Truck-Driving Maniacs! South Pole Penguin Love! That's a stupid eco-friendly chick documentary! Insipid, mindless, violent zombie crud! Negotiations commence, nearly a week before date night. Wimp! Blockbuster head!

'If whales are so intelligent, why do they swim near Japan?'

'If you're going to stare at that thing all day, at least watch something educational,,, like Japan,'

'You can read, right? -- I want you to check this thing for loopholes.'

Casting Wildlife Films.

"The last week of school is totally cool!"

Tony Robinson

Today. Documentary Film About Failed Corporations. (Note: No CEO's Were Harmed in the Collapse of These Industries.)

An environmental documentary crew filming garbage washing up on the beach.

The Young Jacques Cousteau at the Beach with his Mother.

'At least he kept his promise not to go to the media or government.'