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"Relax, folks! I’m a lawyer. I can always find loopholes!"

Theatre Crowd

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

"First, the disclaimer: I'm a doctor portraying an actor portraying a doctor."

'Time for my favorite soap opera, Nine Lives to Live.'

"The end of 'Shark Week' is near!"

"Agenda item 14 C, does anyone have any idea what happened in Game of Thrones?"

Expanded Limited Investigation

"Please turn on your cell phones."

A fly on the wall documentary.

Ben Jonson.

Professor Brian Cox

Eurydice in prison

'Right, how can I help you?' 'Your wife is having it off with my husband!'

"Guess who's going to be on national television apologizing to the American public."

"You've got to move. The bed is needed for another TV drama."

Gillian Leigh Anderson

"What am I doing? Just sitting here binge binging."

Lady Jane Grey

'I think those rumors about you giving yourself a $10 million raise while laying off thousands finally reached the employees. Now I suggest we run!'

Levitation Man Avoids Angry Husband.

'Safe!'

La Boheme - Mimi dies

'He must be serious,mum - he's taking me out again tomorrow and there's football on television.'

Maid

Master of the house states that he will be detained in the city on business when he learns that there is cold mutton for dinner.

"I wish school was more like TV."

'Termites!'

"You rang, m'lord?"

"Of please your highness.. not the Glasgow Empire!!"

"Will you shut up about world domination and just make the damn coffee."

Plan B

"Congratulations on opening night."

'That's Cat from Eastenders.'