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'I was just hoping our lives would be a little more like a video on MTV.'

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

Theatre Crowd

"Relax, folks! I’m a lawyer. I can always find loopholes!"

"The doctor is in court on Tuesdays and Wednesdays."

"Looks like you've been renewed fro one more season."

'Time for my favorite soap opera, Nine Lives to Live.'

Inside the Bermuda Romantic Triangle

"The end of 'Shark Week' is near!"

"He did it!"

"But what's my motivation?"

A penguin's life is like endless summer camp, swimming and fishing all day every day!

Drama Llama

"We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their creator with certain unalienable rights, that among these are life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness." It's okay for a first draft, Thomas, but it'll be much better if you make it rhyme!

Shakespeare's Earliest Influences. To bean or not to bean ….. Ye Olde Limas. Jolly Goode Cukes. The Bees Peas.

"Please turn on your cell phones."

"Et tu, Killbot 9000?"

A spy

A fly on the wall documentary.

'Right, how can I help you?' 'Your wife is having it off with my husband!'

"Guess who's going to be on national television apologizing to the American public."

'Say, please.'

David Attenborough

Professor Brian Cox

'If whales are so intelligent, why do they swim near Japan?'

"What am I doing? Just sitting here binge binging."

Eurydice in prison

'First the good news - we've all got to go sometime...'

'You can read, right? -- I want you to check this thing for loopholes.'

"Having captions above makes me feel like I'm doing grand opera."

'I think those rumors about you giving yourself a $10 million raise while laying off thousands finally reached the employees. Now I suggest we run!'

'Oh, don't mind them, We're shooting a reality-based TV series,'

'Damn it! I suppose this means another malpractice suit!'

'Who was that masked man? I never got the chance to thank him!'