Doctor's Communication Fan Pillows

'So the epithelial cells recovered by the fiberoptic branschoscopy suggests....'

First aid in mountains

"Tut tut. You're only having a baby, if you had my flu last week you'd know what real pain was."

"We're giving you our complete cooperation. There's no need to bark at us!"

Dog being carried off by ducks.

'Did you get through to the speaking clock, Dear?' 'Tick and tock and tick and tock and tick...'

"Mr. Wilson? I'm Dr. Bradshaw. Please come in."

Workplace Confidentiality.

"Take two of these and call my answering service in the morning."

'I've got a good idea! Let's take everything out and start from scratch.'

Parrot annoying dog.

Sewing Machines in Surgery

A doctor statue and a patient statue

Hi, my name's Pam and I'll be your paramedic for the evening.

"Just a minute - I'm uploading."

'I had a great time tonight. I'd like to see you again in about six months.'

"I don't feel like I'm making any progress, it's like I'm just chasing my tail again."

"Oh, here's the problem. He's got a doohickey on his thingamabob."

Vents, real and digital.

'No, there is no such thing as generic doctors!'

3...2...1...I'm Recording

You've probably heard of "White Coat Syndrome," the phenomenon in which patients exhibit a high blood pressure level in a clinical setting, even though they don't in other settings. Well, you won't get away with that here.

WPC

'They have great rapport.'

Yes, by all means, Mr. Fusco, feel free to seek out a second opinion

'Thank you...and now could I trouble you for a ham on rye?'

"Well, saying it over and over again doesn't make it true."

Clubs are great for instant messaging!

"Sure, we have problems, but at least we can talk about them."

Efficiency Expert Greeting

Tweeted

It's a text from the patient. He says 'more anesthetic, please.'"

'Yes, this is a bad time. I'm operating on a patient 4,500 miles away.'

'Advanced access' isn't REALLY about you booking an appointment in advance of having anything wrong with you!

Frequently used emojis, spring 2020