Dna Tests Pillows

"Don't bother wasting your money on DNA testing. The results all come back, 'Ape.'"

Family DNA

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

Frankenstein's Ancestry

'At present, my son and I are extremely interested in genetics and heredity.'

'A geneticist laid bare my genetic blueprint, and I feel violated.'

'DNA...nature's bar code.'

"Please accept the apologies of this court. You're free to go now, and, by the way, here's your DNA back."

Jerk Gene

'Well, look who has stock in Genomes-R-Us.'

You've determined the DNA genome for felines? What do you call it? "Helix the Cat".

"Tell me about yourself. Any weird genes or anything?"

'Apparently my DNA had guilt written all over it.'

'ADN'

A caveman kid sees his ancestor in a museum exhibit

'I sense this may not be a one-way journey.'

"Say, do you have time between all that DNA research to invent a non-smelly sock."

'We've created a teenager!'

Preparing for Casual Friday at the Genome Lab

How did life begin? Image shows a strand of dna in the form of a question mark (with a single cell as the dot, floating in water or primeval soup). The image also refers to life beyond the earth, with the cell-like blobs resembling galaxies in outer space

'If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, looks like a duck, it' actually a gene-modified flounder.'

"I've devised a new paternity test, or as I call it, a pop quiz."

DNA Xmas.

'This changes everything -- I found a loophole in the genetic code!'

"Yes, human DNA is very close to ours, but obviously, they're missing the nucleotide necessary for caring for the environment. . ."

"I'm home, with all my DNA."

'He's one of those genetically-altered antibodies.'

"We cloned DNA from Captain Cook's bookts, and grew the world's largest piece of tinea!"

DNA doctor

Medical Lab. Ernie, we call it a "paternity test," not a "pop quiz."

The dna double helix, with a human family taking the place of the dna rungs (or bases), illustrating genetic inheritance within the family

Profits from gene patenting.

When you said you were going to find your ancestors I thought you meant on the INTERNET!

The dna double helix, with a human family taking the place of the dna rungs.

Portrait artist drawing DNA patterns.