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"Don't bother wasting your money on DNA testing. The results all come back, 'Ape.'"

Family DNA

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

'At present, my son and I are extremely interested in genetics and heredity.'

Frankenstein's Ancestry

'A geneticist laid bare my genetic blueprint, and I feel violated.'

"Please accept the apologies of this court. You're free to go now, and, by the way, here's your DNA back."

'DNA...nature's bar code.'

'ADN'

'Apparently my DNA had guilt written all over it.'

"Tell me about yourself. Any weird genes or anything?"

A caveman kid sees his ancestor in a museum exhibit

Jerk Gene

'Well, look who has stock in Genomes-R-Us.'

"Say, do you have time between all that DNA research to invent a non-smelly sock."

'I sense this may not be a one-way journey.'

Preparing for Casual Friday at the Genome Lab

'We've created a teenager!'

How did life begin? Image shows a strand of dna in the form of a question mark (with a single cell as the dot, floating in water or primeval soup). The image also refers to life beyond the earth, with the cell-like blobs resembling galaxies in outer space

'If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, looks like a duck, it' actually a gene-modified flounder.'

"I've devised a new paternity test, or as I call it, a pop quiz."

'This changes everything -- I found a loophole in the genetic code!'

DNA Xmas.

The dna double helix, with a human family taking the place of the dna rungs (or bases), illustrating genetic inheritance within the family

'He's one of those genetically-altered antibodies.'

DNA doctor

"I'm home, with all my DNA."

"We cloned DNA from Captain Cook's bookts, and grew the world's largest piece of tinea!"

"Yes, human DNA is very close to ours, but obviously, they're missing the nucleotide necessary for caring for the environment. . ."

Profits from gene patenting.

When you said you were going to find your ancestors I thought you meant on the INTERNET!

The dna double helix, with a human family taking the place of the dna rungs.

'Congratulations - you're the first victim of recombinant DNA.'

Portrait artist drawing DNA patterns.