Dna Evidence T-Shirts

'And here is my other DNA test.'

Family DNA

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

'At present, my son and I are extremely interested in genetics and heredity.'

Frankenstein's Ancestry

'A geneticist laid bare my genetic blueprint, and I feel violated.'

'DNA...nature's bar code.'

"Please accept the apologies of this court. You're free to go now, and, by the way, here's your DNA back."

"Say, do you have time between all that DNA research to invent a non-smelly sock."

A caveman kid sees his ancestor in a museum exhibit

"Tell me about yourself. Any weird genes or anything?"

Jerk Gene

'Well, look who has stock in Genomes-R-Us.'

'Apparently my DNA had guilt written all over it.'

You've determined the DNA genome for felines? What do you call it? "Helix the Cat".

'ADN'

Preparing for Casual Friday at the Genome Lab

'We've created a teenager!'

How did life begin? Image shows a strand of dna in the form of a question mark (with a single cell as the dot, floating in water or primeval soup). The image also refers to life beyond the earth, with the cell-like blobs resembling galaxies in outer space

"I've devised a new paternity test, or as I call it, a pop quiz."

'If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, looks like a duck, it' actually a gene-modified flounder.'

'I'm tracing my relatives.'

'This changes everything -- I found a loophole in the genetic code!'

DNA Xmas.

"You've got to understand, in my family Dad was the poodle and Mom was the pit bull."

Medical Lab. Ernie, we call it a "paternity test," not a "pop quiz."

The dna double helix, with a human family taking the place of the dna rungs (or bases), illustrating genetic inheritance within the family

"We cloned DNA from Captain Cook's bookts, and grew the world's largest piece of tinea!"

"I'm home, with all my DNA."

DNA doctor

Profits from gene patenting.

'Dad, have you ever thought about researching our family tree?'

When you said you were going to find your ancestors I thought you meant on the INTERNET!

The dna double helix, with a human family taking the place of the dna rungs.

'Congratulations - you're the first victim of recombinant DNA.'