Dna Testing Pillows

'We ran a full DNA test, STR and Mitochondrial analysis... and Bob here 'Googled' it just to make sure.'

"Good news, Mr. Vanderfirth. We've traced your lineage back to a woman who lived in East Africa two hundred thousand years ago."

"Since Gerald discovered he had 5% Viking DNA he insists on fitting in a bit of pillaging before tea."

"As if we didn't already know too much about ourselves, we're having our DNA done."

Ancenstry.com Your results: Oak: 80% Pine: 12% Maple: 3% Unknown: 5%

"Well, at least you're in fashion - You have distressed genes."

"His DNA analysis results came back. Turns out he's not even Irish."

"Whoa! Turns out you're sixty-four percent douchebag, Kyle."

Family DNA

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

'At present, my son and I are extremely interested in genetics and heredity.'

Frankenstein's Ancestry

'A geneticist laid bare my genetic blueprint, and I feel violated.'

"Please accept the apologies of this court. You're free to go now, and, by the way, here's your DNA back."

'DNA...nature's bar code.'

'Well, look who has stock in Genomes-R-Us.'

'ADN'

You've determined the DNA genome for felines? What do you call it? "Helix the Cat".

"Say, do you have time between all that DNA research to invent a non-smelly sock."

A caveman kid sees his ancestor in a museum exhibit

'Apparently my DNA had guilt written all over it.'

Jerk Gene

"Tell me about yourself. Any weird genes or anything?"

Preparing for Casual Friday at the Genome Lab

'We've created a teenager!'

How did life begin? Image shows a strand of dna in the form of a question mark (with a single cell as the dot, floating in water or primeval soup). The image also refers to life beyond the earth, with the cell-like blobs resembling galaxies in outer space

"I've devised a new paternity test, or as I call it, a pop quiz."

'If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, looks like a duck, it' actually a gene-modified flounder.'

'This changes everything -- I found a loophole in the genetic code!'

DNA Xmas.

DNA doctor

"I'm home, with all my DNA."

"We cloned DNA from Captain Cook's bookts, and grew the world's largest piece of tinea!"

Medical Lab. Ernie, we call it a "paternity test," not a "pop quiz."

The dna double helix, with a human family taking the place of the dna rungs (or bases), illustrating genetic inheritance within the family