Dna Screening Gifts

'Know your future - palmistry, tarot cards, DNA screening'

"The prostate biopsy shows your pain threshold is much higher than normal."

PSA Banter.

Family DNA

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

'I may not know about DNA, but I sure as hell know about recombinant.'

Frankenstein's Ancestry

'Cut down on sodium? I'm taking that with a pinch of salt.'

'A geneticist laid bare my genetic blueprint, and I feel violated.'

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

"Please accept the apologies of this court. You're free to go now, and, by the way, here's your DNA back."

'DNA...nature's bar code.'

Jerk Gene

'ADN'

"Say, do you have time between all that DNA research to invent a non-smelly sock."

A caveman kid sees his ancestor in a museum exhibit

'Well, look who has stock in Genomes-R-Us.'

'Apparently my DNA had guilt written all over it.'

"Tell me about yourself. Any weird genes or anything?"

'I sense this may not be a one-way journey.'

'We've created a teenager!'

How did life begin? Image shows a strand of dna in the form of a question mark (with a single cell as the dot, floating in water or primeval soup). The image also refers to life beyond the earth, with the cell-like blobs resembling galaxies in outer space

"I've devised a new paternity test, or as I call it, a pop quiz."

DNA Xmas.

'This changes everything -- I found a loophole in the genetic code!'

'He's one of those genetically-altered antibodies.'

The dna double helix, with a human family taking the place of the dna rungs (or bases), illustrating genetic inheritance within the family

"We cloned DNA from Captain Cook's bookts, and grew the world's largest piece of tinea!"

"I didn't even get a balloon."

DNA doctor

"I'm home, with all my DNA."

"Yes, human DNA is very close to ours, but obviously, they're missing the nucleotide necessary for caring for the environment. . ."

Profits from gene patenting.

When you said you were going to find your ancestors I thought you meant on the INTERNET!