Diy Warriors Pillows

"Go and kill everyone in Ikea!"

"Something went wrong after you inserted tab A into slot B."

The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

"So I'm perfectly healthy? That's good but will I still be able to research symptoms online and panic?"

"So, how did the audition go?" "Great! I really nailed it."

Lumber Yard. Luxury Homes! Some Assembly Required.

Painting

"I'll never understand wallpaper."

Cartoonist Stabbed By Censorship Swords

'We'll skip that rubbish.'

"Take it easy, honey. Beneath that terrifying rage is our twelve-year-old daughter. My GOD, when will the wi-fi go back on?!!"

'Storm'

Say, aren't you my old shop teacher who said I couldn't cut a straight line to save my life?

"Bob's a tool belt."

'My son made it for me in shop class.'

"OK, now I want everybody to put their hands together and make something with tools!"

"And yet, as we look at our lives, can't many of us say, 'My cubicle is too small?"

"We went with an open floor plan because it can really facilitate a shared sense of hysteria."

Billy strip: dog called DIY.

"It's remarkable, Mr. Volmer. You have the clothes of a man half your age!"

'We're having the whole place done over in pistachio!'

"So...As I was saying, nothing will actually change..."

the company is cutting back our team's training budget.'

'Underground cartoonist'

How many times do I have to remind you to empty your pockets before doing laundry?

"He found some Martha Stewart magazines."

"You're not going out dressed like that!"

"But, what if we're attacked in the press?"

'The Thurstons have been working on their marriage.'

Noah Mishears God's Instruction...

'When we said 'One size fits all' we didn't mean all at the same time.'

'Forget what it looks like now. Think of what it will look like after you've put 10 years of loving care and back-breaking labor into it.'

"It was DIY that broke up a relationship. I wanted to have sex on my own are you want to do it with me."