Diy Tax Champion Gifts

IRS tax instructions.

"Tax evasion is like a cancer, it's growing exponentially!"

'Check with legal and find out -- maybe we're a non-profit.'

Dr. Kapuchnik, I feel like there are powerful, sinister, unseen forces conspiring to do me harm, even though I haven't done anything wrong. Does this condition have a name? It's called April 15th, Al. Tax day.

IRS Audit Section

IRS Audits. Do you have tax records? No, I pay about the same as most people.

"Says, property of the I.R.S."

"This pesky decimal point seems to give you quite a bit of trouble."

The IRS emptied my pouch.

'Don't worry! Since 28% of my salary goes to the government, I've decided to work 72% of the time!'

'Due to recent staff cut-backs and consolidations, I'll be handling your death AND your taxes this year!'

"I still have my loophole, but I can't drive a truck through it."

"Amazing deduction, Holmes!"

'You think he overheard my last lecture on tax code revision?'

Tax Collector

"Taxation, meet Representation."

I've managed to get your tax bill down to zero, this year ... however, my bill is $10 million.

Look at it this way, you didn't have to pay all that money in tax, you'd go out and spend it anyway!

"Hi, I'm Bob Darrel. I'm here to perform the audit of your books. Don't mind the vultures. They follow me everywhere."

'I'm here about the tax credits for business equipment which you listed in your return as 'Betty', 'Mabel', 'Liz'...'

'I've begun spreading my wealth to offshore accounts.'

You may go free, to worry about tax and the economy like the rest of us.

"I see you've arranged your life and business so that you can deduct everything. Do you know the penalty for 'trying to beat the system'?"

'I'm very sorry, sir. Even for stressed out bankers, whiskey and gin aren't tax-deductible expenses.'

The Meaning of Life/Tax Avoidance Advice.

"You wouldn't dare say that to me if my accountant were here."

Monster under the bed.

"Ambitions... to finish on the winning side for a change."

The Accountant Husband

'First, I want you to get your dependents off my desk.'

"It's hard to deal with because it keeps mutating... not the virus... tax law!"

People being buried under enormous falling tax credit forms.

'...I also do some work for the tax department.'

'Before I send in my taxes,I want to know if I'm going to be audited.'

"If you have to ask what a loophole is, you probably can't afford it."