Diy Self-care Guru Gifts

Using an iron for a facial.

Self help acupuncture

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

The adoration of the gels.

Spa

Surfing the daily stress

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

Dating is so expensive...

"You work too hard. You have stress balls!"

'If you want to live a long time, try not to do anything that will kill you.'

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

"Face it, Clive - you're bald."

"Are you OK hun?"

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

Treat Dispensers for the Middle-Aged

Mr Metrosexual.

'Your inferiority complex is better than mine.'

"I'm prescribing a mild sedative. Go wine shopping and get yourself a nice Chablis."

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

'I guess it was a breakthrough - My free-floating anxiety crashed.'

Loofah Lady

"The third little pig is now a menopausal porker. I hate these hairs on my chinny chin chin."

It's about self-control. "'No Thyself".

You are what you eat!

The probability of an event occurring is inversely proportional to its desirability.

Thanks to therapy, Bob no longer felt like a nobody. He felt like an anybody.

Man in Therapist office sees a sign: Therapy Is Expensive Bubble Wrap Is Cheap You Decide

'Have you had a brazilian?'

'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'