Diy Procrastinator Pillows

If it's broke, don't bother to fix it...

"We need to move quickly - there could be an avalanche any second."

'I couldn't think of a science fair project so I just re-invented the wheel.'

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

"I did my report on time travel, but my dog ate my homework in the future."

"Honey, I can't go to the gym today. I feel too out-of-shape."

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

"I'd rather eat your homework."

Serious Putty

'1001 things to do whilst waiting to get on the internet.'

"I tried the C25k but prefer the 5k2C"

E-waste - 'Well there's another hour gone on email.'

'I forgot to do my homework so can we plow into a snow bank on the way to school?'

Studying and technology

"I can't mow the lawn today. A bug just flew up my nose."

Obedience school was tough. Especially the homework, which he would do and then eat.

'When does the improvement phase of this home improvement project begin?'

Al, The Go-From Guy

'I put Wilson on your project and last I heard he was all over it!'

Easy chair exercise machines

'Work's the greatest thing on earth... so I'm saving some up for tomorrow!'

The Last-Minute Halloween Costume Parade

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

'You didn't practice last night,did you?'

"Where do you come up with your rationalizations for not writing?"

'Boy, am I hungry. Alll I've had to eat today is some homework!'

"What already?! If it weren't for my extraordinary willpower, I'd be exercising right now!"

Kid about report on alternative fuels being due today: 'I just couldn't summon up the energy to do it.'

'I've eaten so much homework that I'm starting to age in paper years.'

"So...what did you learn in school today, Baldo?"

'His best trick is eating my homework.'

The Male Biological Clock.

'The reason I never finish my homework is that I spend too much time tweeting about how I have too much homework.'

'Busy day?'