Procrastination Buster Pillows

'Wow! -- that's the biggest speed bump I've ever seen!'

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"I'd rather eat your homework."

"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms."

"Honey, I can't go to the gym today. I feel too out-of-shape."

"I did my report on time travel, but my dog ate my homework in the future."

"It says here that if you read stuff on an electronic device you can miss the big picture."

Serious Putty

Is plagiarism the same as value adding?

Sisyphus Gets a Desk Job.

'I think it has reached critical mass.'

"I think I see your deadline approaching."

How lazy people decide what to eat

The artist wakes refreshed, creative juices flowing.

"Let's face it, this meeting isn't about tightening our work schedule. It's about stretching our deadline."

Could I have a minute of your valuable time, Timpson?

"I tried the C25k but prefer the 5k2C"

Chairmen of the Bored

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

'Doctor says I've got an enlarged procrastinate.'

'I forgot to do my homework so can we plow into a snow bank on the way to school?'

How to be a Dynamic Over-achiever

Inactive wear store.

"He's my hero. At 5 he just knocks everything off his desk and calls it a day."

"Do we want to tackle this head on, or just stun it with a glancing blow until Monday?"

"The little engine that shoulda coulda woulda."

"I can't mow the lawn today. A bug just flew up my nose."

Studying and technology

Obedience school was tough. Especially the homework, which he would do and then eat.

"No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions."