Procrastination Buster Mugs

'Wow! -- that's the biggest speed bump I've ever seen!'

"My advice, son, is to do it now. Don't wait, because, before you know it...you're in the second panel, and it's too late. See what I mean?"

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"I did my report on time travel, but my dog ate my homework in the future."

"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms."

"I'd rather eat your homework."

"Honey, I can't go to the gym today. I feel too out-of-shape."

"It says here that if you read stuff on an electronic device you can miss the big picture."

Serious Putty

Is plagiarism the same as value adding?

Sisyphus Gets a Desk Job.

'I think it has reached critical mass.'

"I think I see your deadline approaching."

How lazy people decide what to eat

"Let's face it, this meeting isn't about tightening our work schedule. It's about stretching our deadline."

The artist wakes refreshed, creative juices flowing.

"I tried the C25k but prefer the 5k2C"

Chairmen of the Bored

Could I have a minute of your valuable time, Timpson?

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

'Doctor says I've got an enlarged procrastinate.'

"I live for the moment. That moment just happens to be in the indefinite future."

'I forgot to do my homework so can we plow into a snow bank on the way to school?'

How to be a Dynamic Over-achiever

State U. He procrastinated and is now trying to do all the work for his middle English literature class in a couple of days. "Canterburied," is he?!

"Do we want to tackle this head on, or just stun it with a glancing blow until Monday?"

Inactive wear store.

"He's my hero. At 5 he just knocks everything off his desk and calls it a day."

"The little engine that shoulda coulda woulda."

"I can't mow the lawn today. A bug just flew up my nose."

Studying and technology