Diy Philosopher Pillows

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

'Who's this 'Art in Heaven' guy you keep talking about?'

"....But then I find myself saying, what if there isn't more to life than this?"

Pastorius wonders why.

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

"Between you, Alexa, and Siri, I'm just in a house surrounded by women who think they know everything."

"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."

"If you saw a book with the title 'An American Speaks Out,' would you buy it?"

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

'Oh-oh -- What hath He wrought now?'

'I've been told before that I'm very mature for a three year old.'

Hamlet in the craft shop.

"Remember, we're the next generation so try not to blow it."

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

'It's ten o'clock. Do you know what your office staff are doing?'

'I ink, therefore I am....'

I disturbed the class by talking in my sleep.

"Siri, are Charlie’s parents to blame for his neurosis?"

"I need a pitchfork that's just a pitchfork."

One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer

'What does the internet have against my people?'

"I'd like me first word to be profound, but I'll probably panic and blurt out 'Mama' like every other baby."

Kid praying: 'If it's okay with you, don't record this one.'