Diy Master Gifts

"Yes, Mr. Willis, it's definitely rising damp."

'Just how much time do you intend spending in this new tool shed of yours?'

"I decided to give everyone on my list a 3D printer, and let them make their own gifts."

Cut out and keep your own Frank Sinatra.

Why you should never leave a sander alone in a locked room.

Well paid job

Big boys' toys-r-us

"You see? You gotta turn it counter-clockwise."

"I asked you to hang a picture not build a nuclear reactor."

"Mijo, I'm very proud of you... How hard you work at your school and your job. I think it's time you get your dream car."

Man painting the ceiling with the help of an umbrella.

'Dad, I didn't know you were into sculpture.'

'I'm in the right road. What number did you say it was?'

Making a birdbath.

'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?'

'Santa Clause would never of fitted through that fireplace, so I've widened it.'

Nail Bar

"Young Frankenstein"

"Ahhh... close enough."

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

Domestic Superheroes!!

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

Jack of all trades

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

Self help acupuncture

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"He's having a hard time finding work."

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

Painting by the numbers for adults

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

Stoneage puncture repair kit...

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'