Diy Master Pillows

"Yes, Mr. Willis, it's definitely rising damp."

'Just how much time do you intend spending in this new tool shed of yours?'

"I decided to give everyone on my list a 3D printer, and let them make their own gifts."

Why you should never leave a sander alone in a locked room.

Well paid job

"I asked you to hang a picture not build a nuclear reactor."

Man painting the ceiling with the help of an umbrella.

'Dad, I didn't know you were into sculpture.'

'I'm in the right road. What number did you say it was?'

Making a birdbath.

'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?'

'Santa Clause would never of fitted through that fireplace, so I've widened it.'

Nail Bar

"Young Frankenstein"

"Ahhh... close enough."

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

Domestic Superheroes!!

Jack of all trades

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

Self help acupuncture

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

"He's having a hard time finding work."

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

Painting by the numbers for adults

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

Stoneage puncture repair kit...

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.