Diy Champion Pillows

"Something went wrong after you inserted tab A into slot B."

'Why don't you put that little black belt thingy to good use, and karate chop me a couple of shelves for the hall closet!'

"My wife should be on the plane by now. She's taking half an inch off the bottom of the kitchen door."

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?'

"We needed to replace our kitchen floor and it kind of grew from there."

"So, how did the audition go?" "Great! I really nailed it."

Your Home Remodel Team

Heloise's Helpful Hints for Homebound

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

Music

"Hello, and welcome to 'Homes Under the Hammer. . .'"

'Please excuse the mess. The interior decorators are in.'

Self-employed.

'My son made it for me in shop class.'

Escher flat-pack furniture

"Don't disturb Daddy darling: he's just received his new issue of "Basic Tools Monthly"..."

Moe's Fix-It Shop - No Heroic Measures

"OK, now I want everybody to put their hands together and make something with tools!"

'Honestly, madam, every home should have one.'

Why you should never leave a sander alone in a locked room.

Using the skill of pottery to make athletics trophy.

Now if you're looking for a handy fixer-upper

Self-Assembly Bookcase

'My mother says I can't make anymore furniture for our house.'

Teacher giving marks out of ten to builder repairing wall in school.

Painting and decorating

Well paid job

"Yes, Mr. Willis, it's definitely rising damp."

"Does it have a chapter on using the phone to call someone who can do it right?"