Diy Martial Artist Gifts

"Remedial Karate"

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

"Ninja bread men"

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

Cut out and keep your own Frank Sinatra.

'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?'

Putting Practice.

"So, how did the audition go?" "Great! I really nailed it."

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

Extra innings.

Big boys' toys-r-us

"We didn’t have enough in the budget to replace you with a real robot."

"You emptied your mind already? That was quick."

A street fight.

Mitch Lee, kung-fondue master.

Sudok Fu: Sign up for class today!

'Somebody keeps snapping all the stud boards in half. Anybody know anything about this?'

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

'Your Thai-chi-chicken Sir.'

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

Nun confronts mugger.

Pub Kendo.

"You see? You gotta turn it counter-clockwise."

"And what if the assailant comes at you from inside your own head."

"Bob's a tool belt."

'Storm'

"Hold on - the ref is checking the rule book."

"Once again, mere fists and blunt instruments prove no match for one so adept at the marsupial arts."

'I can say 'no' in five different languages: English, Spanish, German, Russian and Karate.'

Wrestling Champion.

Why you should never leave a sander alone in a locked room.

'I thought you were supposed to break the wood with your hand, not the other way around.'

"I was thinking, maybe karate isn't for me. Tio Ruben was a golden glove boxer. Maybe I can take up boxing! You don't know anything about boxing, do you, Tia Carmen?"

...Sheep worrying had taken on a whole new meaning on Joe's farm!

"I'll let you ticket this one, Mick."