Diy Martial Artist Mugs

"Remedial Karate"

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

"Ninja bread men"

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?'

Putting Practice.

"So, how did the audition go?" "Great! I really nailed it."

"We didn’t have enough in the budget to replace you with a real robot."

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

'Somebody keeps snapping all the stud boards in half. Anybody know anything about this?'

A street fight.

Sudok Fu: Sign up for class today!

Mitch Lee, kung-fondue master.

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

'Your Thai-chi-chicken Sir.'

Pub Kendo.

Nun confronts mugger.

'Storm'

"Once again, mere fists and blunt instruments prove no match for one so adept at the marsupial arts."

"Bob's a tool belt."

"And what if the assailant comes at you from inside your own head."

'I can say 'no' in five different languages: English, Spanish, German, Russian and Karate.'

Why you should never leave a sander alone in a locked room.

Wrestling Champion.

'I thought you were supposed to break the wood with your hand, not the other way around.'

Dominique Valera - The King/Cat

...Sheep worrying had taken on a whole new meaning on Joe's farm!

Doug finally got a chance to use his karate and he forgot to make the ceremonial bow.'

"I'll let you ticket this one, Mick."