Diy Haircutter Gifts

'No, no, no! I didn't want a buzz cut! I just wanted a little off the top!'

Haircuts

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

"Absolutely not!"

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

'That's Oog -- he got a haircut and a job.'

"Can you give me a haircut that says, 'If you mess with my budget I'll rip out your soul, wring it like a dish towel, and drink it from a teacup'?"

'No. . . I'll never spend £400 on a haircut. . .'

I cut my own hair — using a drone.

'There! Now you won't get tangles!'

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

Two men in barber shop

Sheep are sheared and then shown a mirror.

"...and yes, you did take too much off the top!"

"Oh, stop whining. We ALL need a haircut."

Deer Barber

"OK, now I want everybody to put their hands together and make something with tools!"

'My dad cut it. My mother repaired it. Now, I'm looking for some professional maintainance.'

Bobo's Barber Shop

"Haircuts...cast out evil thoughts..."

"Number two all over but leave it shaggy on top"

'The good news is that what you save on my hair cut can be added to my allowance.'

'Daddy! Are you using the number forty clipper?'

'Just the usual, thanks.'

'His mother wants to know if you'll give him a haircut after you remove his tonsils.'

Working from Home during COVID-19

"Can you just give me a quick trim?"

Child cutting her brother's hair

Barber has strapped boy in barber chair with a safety belt.

"Why, thank you, sweetheart!"

"By the time I knocked all the rough edges off I had nothing left."

'Every year I say, 'Just a little of the top' but they never listen.'

"Keep it long at the back and big and bushy on top please."

'Wow, you got Bob! Lucky you, he's definitely the best shearer around!'