Diy Haircutter Mugs

'No, no, no! I didn't want a buzz cut! I just wanted a little off the top!'

Haircuts

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

"Absolutely not!"

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

'That's Oog -- he got a haircut and a job.'

I cut my own hair — using a drone.

'There! Now you won't get tangles!'

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

Two men in barber shop

"...and yes, you did take too much off the top!"

Sheep are sheared and then shown a mirror.

"Oh, stop whining. We ALL need a haircut."

Deer Barber

"OK, now I want everybody to put their hands together and make something with tools!"

'The good news is that what you save on my hair cut can be added to my allowance.'

"Haircuts...cast out evil thoughts..."

Bobo's Barber Shop

'Daddy! Are you using the number forty clipper?'

"Number two all over but leave it shaggy on top"

'My dad cut it. My mother repaired it. Now, I'm looking for some professional maintainance.'

'Just the usual, thanks.'

"Can you just give me a quick trim?"

Working from Home during COVID-19

'His mother wants to know if you'll give him a haircut after you remove his tonsils.'

Child cutting her brother's hair

Barber has strapped boy in barber chair with a safety belt.

"Why, thank you, sweetheart!"

"By the time I knocked all the rough edges off I had nothing left."

'Every year I say, 'Just a little of the top' but they never listen.'

'Underground cartoonist'

"Keep it long at the back and big and bushy on top please."

Homeless man offering haircutting services.