Diy Stylist Mugs

Homeless man offering haircutting services.

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

"Didn't your last blouse fall apart in two days?"

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

Doulton Canada Geese

'My hair is so bad I have to cut it myself. I tried going to a hair salon once - they just yelled at it.'

'I can't take Barbie to Show and Tell...she doesn't have a thing to wear!'

"Hey, take me home with you! Position me at a slight angle next to the elegant glass soap dispenser in the guest bathroom. It'll look great, you'll see!"

The quarantine self cut.

"This? It's my Thanksgiving outfit. It's already pre-stained in cranberry sauce and pumpkin pie."

"Would our big tacky objects look good here?"

"OK, now I want everybody to put their hands together and make something with tools!"

'The good news is that what you save on my hair cut can be added to my allowance.'

'We couldn't agree on the wallpaper.'

'Daddy! Are you using the number forty clipper?'

Wallpaper Bouguet

Cut out and keep your own Baby Jesus.

In case he wore pants that weren't gaudy enough for golf, Len kept some cans of spray paint in his bag.

"You know your dog better than I do."

'Nice decorating. I like the clothes and toys everywhere...and the half eaten sandwich really ties it all together!'

Wooly mammoth

Favorite Selections from 800,000 Things To Do With a Scarf

Which one? The Times? The Post? Maybe The Tribune? Oh, Phil - Picking out a carpet is so difficult.

"Ladies and gentlemen, the fabulous Harry Styles."

'Underground cartoonist'

Dying your hair red at home

'....Who's the interior decorator again?'

Your Message Here.

'It's the first day of school. I'm wearing my new school clothes.'