Diy Stylist Mugs

Homeless man offering haircutting services.

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

"Didn't your last blouse fall apart in two days?"

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

'My hair is so bad I have to cut it myself. I tried going to a hair salon once - they just yelled at it.'

Doulton Canada Geese

'I can't take Barbie to Show and Tell...she doesn't have a thing to wear!'

"Hey, take me home with you! Position me at a slight angle next to the elegant glass soap dispenser in the guest bathroom. It'll look great, you'll see!"

The quarantine self cut.

"This? It's my Thanksgiving outfit. It's already pre-stained in cranberry sauce and pumpkin pie."

"Would our big tacky objects look good here?"

"OK, now I want everybody to put their hands together and make something with tools!"

Cut out and keep your own Baby Jesus.

'The good news is that what you save on my hair cut can be added to my allowance.'

'We couldn't agree on the wallpaper.'

Wallpaper Bouguet

'Daddy! Are you using the number forty clipper?'

"You know your dog better than I do."

'Nice decorating. I like the clothes and toys everywhere...and the half eaten sandwich really ties it all together!'

Wooly mammoth

Favorite Selections from 800,000 Things To Do With a Scarf

Which one? The Times? The Post? Maybe The Tribune? Oh, Phil - Picking out a carpet is so difficult.

'....Who's the interior decorator again?'

'Underground cartoonist'

Dying your hair red at home

Cut out and keep your own Butler.

"Homey Claus!"

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