Diy Deserter Gifts

"He's making a retirement statement - he's burning all his DIY books."

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

"Home depot."

Glue gun? Glitter? Dang it, I grabbed my crafting belt again.

"I said to myself, 'Maybe I can't change the world, but I can remodel my bathroom.' "

'I suppose you want Polly to forget she heard that.'

Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

'I installed all the floor tiles by myself. I did it all by tile and error.'

D.I.Y

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

'Seriously!? ... Well it's apparent I didn't marry a handyman.'

"The new house is almost ready!"

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

Cartoon showing a group snails, one has a large shell underneath him. Another snail, observing, says to his mate: "Another basement conversion.".

"It's a miracle I was able to build this desk all by myself. I'm not so handy."

'Workmate' bench helping DIY man "Left a bit"

Like father like son.

'Frank is into D.I.Y...'Destroy It Yourself'!'

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

You're right, it's the house next door that gets the new window.

'Is there a lady in the audience whose late husband says he never did put up that shelf?'

A history of "high" fashion for old guys.

'Hanging around the house, Fred, just in case.'

'Apart from his awful workmanship, my hubby's handy work is fine.'

'Why did you get a huge socket wrench set? You never use socket wrenches.'

"Can't we just get some load-bearing wallpaper?"

'Uh oh, I measured the lumber in feet, but you measured it in metric.'

Mrs. H.G.Wells.

Fred's not sure who to call first: 911 or the plumber he should have called in the first place.

Kenny's mom always made his lunch.

Manual Worker

Escher flat-pack furniture

"If the professor on Gilligan's Island can build a computer out of a coconut, then you can build a cell tower. Take some initiative!"