Diy Devotee Gifts

Translating Contractor to English

'Frank is into D.I.Y...'Destroy It Yourself'!'

"I said to myself, 'Maybe I can't change the world, but I can remodel my bathroom.' "

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

"Can't we just get some load-bearing wallpaper?"

'I installed all the floor tiles by myself. I did it all by tile and error.'

'Now there's a real pro! He can even nail while power napping.'

'Eat these vegetables, listen to some Brahms, and build a shed.'

You're right, it's the house next door that gets the new window.

DIY store.

Make do and mend

"Granted, it needs a few repairs, but it should be a simple DIY-job..."

Gone to my DIY class - get your own dinner.

Rodin's Faulty Light Bulb

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

'How about a little charity begins at home, Mister Contractor of the Year?'

'As yet another plane falls out of the sky, we ask, 'what the hell's going on?!?'..'

"Ok, now which one if the big saw?"

"No I've changed my mind again, it looked better over there."

Man patching up his bag.

"The Ten Commandments Do-It-Yourself Kit"

D.I.Y

'Why did you get a huge socket wrench set? You never use socket wrenches.'

"Find my items... scan my items... pay for my items... bag my items..."

"I was proud of our house until we came here and found out how many things are wrong with it."

"Just how long has Murray been retired?"

F**k This Old House

'Well, it wasn't working when I got it home.'

'Your job is too big.'

"Gimme a WhisKee."

Blue-Collar Workers

"I just made your Mother's Day card so the glue might not be dry."

"Did I mention it needed a little work?"

Carpet fitter

"Look...I literally made a name for myself."