Diy Advocate Pillows

"If you're going to speak to me like that you can do it yourself!"

"Young Frankenstein"

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

Self help acupuncture

Painting by the numbers for adults

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

Stoneage puncture repair kit...

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

Politically Correct Snowperson

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

Tool Box

Painting the Ceiling

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

"I think I perferred the plain magnolia"

"All of tonight's specials dance around the whole GMO thing."

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

All Natural Nothing

"I saved us a hundred bucks on a Jolly Jumper."

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."

Do it yourself books.

Soldier armed with a pen.

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

'You certainly have a well equipped workbench.'

"Well, he promised you the moon and stars."

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."