Diy Advocate Mugs

"If you're going to speak to me like that you can do it yourself!"

"Young Frankenstein"

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

Self help acupuncture

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

Painting by the numbers for adults

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

Stoneage puncture repair kit...

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

Politically Correct Snowperson

Painting the Ceiling

Tool Box

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

"I think I perferred the plain magnolia"

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

"I saved us a hundred bucks on a Jolly Jumper."

Do it yourself books.

All Natural Nothing

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."

Soldier armed with a pen.

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

"All of tonight's specials dance around the whole GMO thing."

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

'You certainly have a well equipped workbench.'

"Well, he promised you the moon and stars."