Kid Advocate Pillows

"I adore kids, but I also adore Netflix."

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

Coronavirus Impact on Children

'We never should have bought him that little lawyer kit. Suddenly, everything I ask him to do is capricious or arbitrary.'

"Fellas, I invited Max here to give us a fresh, millennial take on how to get out of the inning."

"The witness will confine his 'Knock knock' answers to 'Who's there?'"

Welcome to your new English Class.

"These are my little helpers - social worker,child psychology, risk assessment,health and safety, paramedic and compo for kids."

Mentoring Unit: 'Go on! You can do it! You can be a mentor!'

'Hmmphhhh ... High on Life. Now that's something the government ought to regulate.'

"Back to school can bring on the summertime blues."

Violence against children.

'I'm not enjoying my childhood, I'm dealing with it.'

"We don't make cookies anymore - I'm selling Girl Scout apps."

"I would share, but I'm not there developmentally."

"These conferences are a good thing. It keeps parents off the streets."

Danger: Do not love.

'Oh no! The only one who can keep up is sporty Smith.'

If students are more than a test score why aren't teachers?

"If they add one more mandatory standardized test... we'll have to lengthen the school year!"

Children playing hopscotch wrong.

"Don't worry son. We're going to get you the best money that medicine can buy."

'You realize, don't you, that you are playing fast and loose with my self esteem?'

MEN, WOMEN, 'What are KIDS supposed to do?'

The Minor Issue

"But, sweetie, children are the backbone of our educational system."

An apple core school

Hickory, Dickory Doc...Pediatricians

Girl to mother: 'Don't call me a teenager. From now on, I want to be referred to as a pre-adult.'

'I just think everyone in the family should have the same rights and privileges.'

'My answers aren't wrong,merely different.'

'Don't get me wrong, I love children. I'm just not ready to hire them.'

'When do you teach them how to dress themselves?'

'If youth is so important why didn't god give the ten commandments to someone younger?'