Child Advocate Pillows

"The witness will confine his 'Knock knock' answers to 'Who's there?'"

'We never should have bought him that little lawyer kit. Suddenly, everything I ask him to do is capricious or arbitrary.'

'You realize, don't you, that you are playing fast and loose with my self esteem?'

'I've had it up to here with your demonization of the culture of childhood.'

'My problems seem small to you because you're so darn BIG!'

Human rights

Kids and the economy

Violence against children.

The Hunger Games

"These conferences are a good thing. It keeps parents off the streets."

Low Self-Esteem. . .Low Expectations

Coronavirus Impact on Children

"Have you met my bodyguard?"

"I adore kids, but I also adore Netflix."

Welcome to your new English Class.

"These are my little helpers - social worker,child psychology, risk assessment,health and safety, paramedic and compo for kids."

Mentoring Unit: 'Go on! You can do it! You can be a mentor!'

"Back to school can bring on the summertime blues."

'I'm not enjoying my childhood, I'm dealing with it.'

Danger: Do not love.

'Oh no! The only one who can keep up is sporty Smith.'

"Don't worry son. We're going to get you the best money that medicine can buy."

Hickory, Dickory Doc...Pediatricians

An apple core school

MEN, WOMEN, 'What are KIDS supposed to do?'

"But, sweetie, children are the backbone of our educational system."

'My answers aren't wrong,merely different.'

'When do you teach them how to dress themselves?'

'Ok, since I'm hopelessly lost, I'll waive the rule against talking to strangers.'

A classroom full of young children; a schedule board in the background lists the day's activities which include: circle time, art fun, snack and S.A.T. prep.

'I'm not being edutained!'

"You wouldn't smack the new underclass would you nanny?"

"We desperately need to recruit more foster parents....people with compassion, people who care. People who want to make a difference."

"I'd estimate it takes 6 hours of teaching to counteract 2 hours of video games!"

I see that Baby J case rumbles on...