Child Advocate Mugs

"The witness will confine his 'Knock knock' answers to 'Who's there?'"

'We never should have bought him that little lawyer kit. Suddenly, everything I ask him to do is capricious or arbitrary.'

This article says "snowplow parents" aggressively clear a path for their children's success. The problem is snowplows leave a slippery, dangerous road behind.

'You realize, don't you, that you are playing fast and loose with my self esteem?'

'I've had it up to here with your demonization of the culture of childhood.'

'My problems seem small to you because you're so darn BIG!'

Human rights

Kids and the economy

Violence against children.

The Hunger Games

"These conferences are a good thing. It keeps parents off the streets."

Low Self-Esteem. . .Low Expectations

Coronavirus Impact on Children

"Have you met my bodyguard?"

"I adore kids, but I also adore Netflix."

Welcome to your new English Class.

"These are my little helpers - social worker,child psychology, risk assessment,health and safety, paramedic and compo for kids."

Mentoring Unit: 'Go on! You can do it! You can be a mentor!'

"Back to school can bring on the summertime blues."

'I'm not enjoying my childhood, I'm dealing with it.'

Danger: Do not love.

'Oh no! The only one who can keep up is sporty Smith.'

"Don't worry son. We're going to get you the best money that medicine can buy."

An apple core school

"But, sweetie, children are the backbone of our educational system."

MEN, WOMEN, 'What are KIDS supposed to do?'

Hickory, Dickory Doc...Pediatricians

'My answers aren't wrong,merely different.'

'When do you teach them how to dress themselves?'

'Ok, since I'm hopelessly lost, I'll waive the rule against talking to strangers.'

A classroom full of young children; a schedule board in the background lists the day's activities which include: circle time, art fun, snack and S.A.T. prep.

'I'm not being edutained!'

"You wouldn't smack the new underclass would you nanny?"

Begging cildren shivering in summer

'Kindergarten is supposed to be fun. You mustn't be doing it right.'