'You were right - the honeymoon is a bad time to get to know a gal!'
Divorce Aficionado Prints
Decorate their home with bold, humorous prints that honor their independence. Great for the proud divorce aficionado looking to personalize their space.
"Call me?"
"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."
Mantis Love
"Most women find me too cutthroat."
"I'll be honest with you, I've been around the block a few times."
Today, proud and accomplished the career woman re-enters the dating world, ready at last to meet the man of her dreams. . .
"Sorry I'm late: my parents insisted I wear protection on our first date, so I stopped to buy a flea-collar..."
"Since my divorce I thought I'd never laugh again. Then I noticed your toupee."
"My wife's lawyer doesn't understand me."
"I have been happily married... three times!"
'I'm with my minister father and my senator mom through the week and my senator mom through the week. I'm the ultimate division between Church and State.'
Banana Smoothie
"Can you recommend something for the attorney who got me everything?"
'I'm developing a foot fetish.'
'Your therapy helped me leave Frank. Franks wants to thank you personally.'
'You think you're an incurable romantic? My prescription is to get married.'
I can't bear to be without you.
'I even love the way you snore!'
'Wow, 600 lbs of dark chocolate signals that you won't mind my inevitable obesity.'
'You're a filthy pig, Gordon! I guess that's why I love you so much.'
"I'm gonna talk to her. How's my breath?"
"Oh Darling, you're spoiling me! I've never tried tropical fish!"
'He's not getting lucky tonight. He smells too good.'
'I met the greatest guy! He's sweet, he's handsome, and his insurance policy is Equity Indexed Whole Life!'
"The difference between a great guy and a total loser? I'd say it's about this much Merlot."
'You are very deer to me.'
Love
"Looks like Rick's scored."
"An 'Irish divorce' doesn't have quite the same ring to it as a 'Mexican divorce'."
'Knock it off, you two. This is why I hate double dating.'
"...so you'll finish it off with a felt tip."
"I can't give you my love, but here's my fish."
"Looks like the Huffman divorce is in previews."
'I love you and my hair loves you.'
Divorce Aficionado Prints Collection
Divorce Aficionado Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs for the divorce aficionado, featuring witty sayings and uplifting messages for every coffee lover’s morning.
Divorce Aficionado Pillows
Find playful pillows that bring humor and personality into their living space, perfect for the confident divorce aficionado.
Divorce Aficionado T-Shirts
Discover stylish t-shirts that celebrate the resilient spirit of the divorce aficionado with humor and flair, perfect for casual days or making a statement.