Divorce Aficionado Pillows

Add humor and personality to their space with playful pillows designed for the divorce aficionado. Perfect for cozy comfort and showcasing their unique journey.

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'You were right - the honeymoon is a bad time to get to know a gal!'

'You were right - the honeymoon is a bad time to get to know a gal!' mockup

'You were right - the honeymoon is a bad time to get to know a gal!'

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"Call me?"

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"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."

"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark." mockup

"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."

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Mantis Love

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"Most women find me too cutthroat." mockup

"Most women find me too cutthroat."

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"I'll be honest with you, I've been around the block a few times."

"I'll be honest with you, I've been around the block a few times." mockup

"I'll be honest with you, I've been around the block a few times."

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"Sorry I'm late: my parents insisted I wear protection on our first date, so I stopped to buy a flea-collar..."

"Sorry I'm late: my parents insisted I wear protection on our first date, so I stopped to buy a flea-collar..." mockup

"Sorry I'm late: my parents insisted I wear protection on our first date, so I stopped to buy a flea-collar..."

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Today, proud and accomplished the career woman re-enters the dating world, ready at last to meet the man of her dreams. . .

Today, proud and accomplished the career woman re-enters the dating world, ready at last to meet the man of her dreams. . . mockup

Today, proud and accomplished the career woman re-enters the dating world, ready at last to meet the man of her dreams. . .

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"My wife's lawyer doesn't understand me."

"My wife's lawyer doesn't understand me." mockup

"My wife's lawyer doesn't understand me."

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"Since my divorce I thought I'd never laugh again. Then I noticed your toupee."

"Since my divorce I thought I'd never laugh again. Then I noticed your toupee." mockup

"Since my divorce I thought I'd never laugh again. Then I noticed your toupee."

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'I'm with my minister father and my senator mom through the week and my senator mom through the week. I'm the ultimate division between Church and State.'

'I'm with my minister father and my senator mom through the week and my senator mom through the week. I'm the ultimate division between Church and State.'

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Banana Smoothie

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"I have been happily married... three times!"

"I have been happily married... three times!" mockup

"I have been happily married... three times!"

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"Can you recommend something for the attorney who got me everything?"

"Can you recommend something for the attorney who got me everything?" mockup

"Can you recommend something for the attorney who got me everything?"

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'Your therapy helped me leave Frank. Franks wants to thank you personally.'

'Your therapy helped me leave Frank. Franks wants to thank you personally.' mockup

'Your therapy helped me leave Frank. Franks wants to thank you personally.'

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"Oh Darling, you're spoiling me! I've never tried tropical fish!"

"Oh Darling, you're spoiling me! I've never tried tropical fish!" mockup

"Oh Darling, you're spoiling me! I've never tried tropical fish!"

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'He's not getting lucky tonight. He smells too good.'

'He's not getting lucky tonight. He smells too good.' mockup

'He's not getting lucky tonight. He smells too good.'

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"I'm gonna talk to her. How's my breath?"

"I'm gonna talk to her. How's my breath?" mockup

"I'm gonna talk to her. How's my breath?"

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I can't bear to be without you.

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'You're a filthy pig, Gordon! I guess that's why I love you so much.'

'You're a filthy pig, Gordon! I guess that's why I love you so much.' mockup

'You're a filthy pig, Gordon! I guess that's why I love you so much.'

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'I even love the way you snore!'

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'Wow, 600 lbs of dark chocolate signals that you won't mind my inevitable obesity.'

'Wow, 600 lbs of dark chocolate signals that you won't mind my inevitable obesity.' mockup

'Wow, 600 lbs of dark chocolate signals that you won't mind my inevitable obesity.'

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'You think you're an incurable romantic? My prescription is to get married.'

'You think you're an incurable romantic? My prescription is to get married.' mockup

'You think you're an incurable romantic? My prescription is to get married.'

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"The difference between a great guy and a total loser? I'd say it's about this much Merlot."

"The difference between a great guy and a total loser? I'd say it's about this much Merlot." mockup

"The difference between a great guy and a total loser? I'd say it's about this much Merlot."

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'I met the greatest guy! He's sweet, he's handsome, and his insurance policy is Equity Indexed Whole Life!'

'I met the greatest guy! He's sweet, he's handsome, and his insurance policy is Equity Indexed Whole Life!' mockup

'I met the greatest guy! He's sweet, he's handsome, and his insurance policy is Equity Indexed Whole Life!'

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'You are very deer to me.'

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"Looks like Rick's scored."

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Love

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"An 'Irish divorce' doesn't have quite the same ring to it as a 'Mexican divorce'."

"An 'Irish divorce' doesn't have quite the same ring to it as a 'Mexican divorce'." mockup

"An 'Irish divorce' doesn't have quite the same ring to it as a 'Mexican divorce'."

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'I love you and my hair loves you.' mockup

'I love you and my hair loves you.'

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"I can't give you my love, but here's my fish."

"I can't give you my love, but here's my fish." mockup

"I can't give you my love, but here's my fish."

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"I'm a fancier of dogs and interesting men."

"I'm a fancier of dogs and interesting men." mockup

"I'm a fancier of dogs and interesting men."

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'Knock it off, you two. This is why I hate double dating.'

'Knock it off, you two. This is why I hate double dating.' mockup

'Knock it off, you two. This is why I hate double dating.'

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"...so you'll finish it off with a felt tip."

"...so you'll finish it off with a felt tip." mockup

"...so you'll finish it off with a felt tip."

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Divorce Aficionado Pillows Collection

Divorce Aficionado Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs for the divorce aficionado, featuring witty sayings and uplifting messages for every coffee lover’s morning.

Divorce Aficionado Prints

Brighten up their home with bold prints that celebrate new beginnings and independence for the proud divorce aficionado.

Divorce Aficionado T-Shirts

Discover stylish t-shirts that celebrate the resilient spirit of the divorce aficionado with humor and flair, perfect for casual days or making a statement.