Divorce Attorney Enthusiast Pillows

'I'm with my minister father and my senator mom through the week and my senator mom through the week. I'm the ultimate division between Church and State.'

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

"Y'know, I don't know what I'd do without her, but I'd sure like to find out."

'Can I sue someone because I didn't win my lawsuit?'

'Of course I hired Andrew. He's the best divorce lawyer around! Unfortunately, he's also the rat I want to get divorced from...'

'According to your pre-nuptial agreement. If you divorce her, you'll turn back into a frog.'

"After six marriages I learnt my lesson and married my divorce lawyer."

"Phil, honey, do you ever think about taking our relationship to the next level?"

A rare picture of Henry VIII's divorce lawyer.

'You've got Mr & Mrs Smith at 2.00, Mr & Mrs Jones at 2.30, and at 3.00 your wife has made an appointment with a Divorce Lawyer!'

Joint Ventures!

"I'll bet there's a story there."

"I have been happily married... three times!"

"My wife's lawyer doesn't understand me."

"Well, we can try. But to be honest, I doubt that you'll get custody of your husband's credit cards."

"You'll hear from my lawyer."

"We'll make your wedding reception perfect, and don't forget you get a money-saving coupon for any future divorce parties."

"Can you recommend something for the attorney who got me everything?"

'Your therapy helped me leave Frank. Franks wants to thank you personally.'

"Love is grand... divorce is a hundred grand."

"When, in the course of human events, it becomes necessary for one person to dissolve the marital bonds which have connected her with another..."

John McWit, Divorce Lawyer & Celibate,

"He snores from October to May!"

"It's not good, Jack. She's after the house, the condo, custody, half your retirement $ 12,000 a month and she still wants a pound of flesh."

'Busting balls since 1983.'

'Perhaps we should leave details of the divorce settlement until after we are married.'

"I do corporate, divorce, and malpractice, but I'm most familiar with leash laws."

'... And just in case it doesn't work out, here's my card. I'm also a very good divorce lawyer.'

'Dear editor, today I saw the first cuckold of spring...' (Divorce Lawyer).

'The divorce was ugly, but not as ugly as the marriage.'

"I submit to the committee the document of your unfinished screenplay, is it your testimony today that you told your wife it would be finished by now?"

'This is George, my divorce lawyer from a previous marriage.'

'And will you take this man to the cleaners....'

'If you dislike the term divorce that much, then just think of it as downsizing the time you spend together.'