Divine Protector Believer Pillows

"Saint Pugnacious, Patron Saint of Ice Hockey."

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

Li'l Bill meets destiny.

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

'I believe there's an unseen hand behind everything we do.'

Hermes, Process Server Of The Gods

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

Nun confronts mugger.

'I've got the inside track ... But the Devil uses the big freeway.'

Wizards Convention: Please Leave Hats Here.

'Hey, good news, we had a look at the X-rays. Turns out, God is on your side.'

"Ten commandments and the periodic table – all we have to know."

"You'll meet a handsome young man who will marry your best friend."

The Conservative Party attempting to save the Church from the Liberals

God is dead.

'As your Guardian Angel, I want you to know that death is not anything to worry about.'

"The Good Lord is an excellent reference, but without a phone number..."

'Hey, come on -- You've got to believe in yourself!'

"It just so happens, we're in need of a Miracle Worker."

'I don't know what you've got there, Ed, but it's certainly not a duck call!'

'Let's go home, coach. If God was going to intervene with a miracle and change the final score to save your job, it would have happened by now.'

"It's a gift for the tooth fairy so I used dental floss instead of ribbon."

"There's no such thing as your father."

St. Gregory Church - We will not be undersaved.

Bottle bank

'You mean I have to MENTOR, too?'

'What do you mean 'don't expect miracles'? Why shouldn't I expect miracles?'

The day the shark stopped believing in The Tooth Fairy.

"He's an old school angel."

'Archbishop Thomas Flynn, one of Gods little helpers'

"Don't worry! Remember that God never gives you more than you can handle."

"Actually Bob was going to quit his apartment above the trampolinists' training room, but then he met Wilma..."

'Heal!' 'Heel!'

'Put it in writing!'