Divine Protector Believer Gifts

"Saint Pugnacious, Patron Saint of Ice Hockey."

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

Li'l Bill meets destiny.

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

'I believe there's an unseen hand behind everything we do.'

Nun confronts mugger.

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

Hermes, Process Server Of The Gods

'I've got the inside track ... But the Devil uses the big freeway.'

The Conservative Party attempting to save the Church from the Liberals

'Hey, good news, we had a look at the X-rays. Turns out, God is on your side.'

"You'll meet a handsome young man who will marry your best friend."

Wizards Convention: Please Leave Hats Here.

"Ten commandments and the periodic table – all we have to know."

God is dead.

"The Good Lord is an excellent reference, but without a phone number..."

"It just so happens, we're in need of a Miracle Worker."

'As your Guardian Angel, I want you to know that death is not anything to worry about.'

'Hey, come on -- You've got to believe in yourself!'

'I don't know what you've got there, Ed, but it's certainly not a duck call!'

"It's a gift for the tooth fairy so I used dental floss instead of ribbon."

'Let's go home, coach. If God was going to intervene with a miracle and change the final score to save your job, it would have happened by now.'

Bottle bank

St. Gregory Church - We will not be undersaved.

"There's no such thing as your father."

'You mean I have to MENTOR, too?'

'What do you mean 'don't expect miracles'? Why shouldn't I expect miracles?'

The day the shark stopped believing in The Tooth Fairy.

'Heal!' 'Heel!'

'Archbishop Thomas Flynn, one of Gods little helpers'

"He's an old school angel."

"Don't worry! Remember that God never gives you more than you can handle."

"Actually Bob was going to quit his apartment above the trampolinists' training room, but then he met Wilma..."

Jehovah saveth not with sword or spear-or performance enhancing chemicals!