Divine Power Believer Gifts

"It just so happens, we're in need of a Miracle Worker."

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

Li'l Bill meets destiny.

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"

'Gee you're lucky! I don't think the Tooth-Fairy will ever bring me anything...'

Fairy Vet

'I believe there's an unseen hand behind everything we do.'

Not The Real Me

Guru levitates while wife vacuums.

"Tales of the unicorns"

"Betcha can't hit the same spot twice in a row."

"Excuse me, do you folks believe in ghosts?"

"Well I don't know how they fly when I can't!"

'Your life will being when all of your kids are married and the dog dies.'

"I think it's time you ditched the phoney crown and admitted to yourself that princess or no princess, you'll always be a frog."

'Hurry! There's not a moment to lose.'

Define gravity! - Next Exit.

"Tia Carmen, can you make Sylvia Sanchez, the prettiest girl in school, look me in the eye and ask about my feelings."

'I've got the inside track ... But the Devil uses the big freeway.'

"I don't want to sound desperate, but either you transform me with a kiss or I end up dissected in a ninth-grade science lab."

The Fountain of Youth.

'If it works, Andy, you can expect a visit from the skin fairy tonight, ready?'

"I'd swear it moved just now..!!"

"The other fairy does glass."

"You'll meet a handsome young man who will marry your best friend."

"But my real dream is gettin' paid lotsa money for doin' nothin'."

'The global economy is fragile and mysterious, folks... kind of like Tinkerbell in 'Peter Pan.' When people stopped believing in the magic, Tinkerbell almost died. So it's up to us to invent a better supernatural creature to believe in!'

Princess believes one kiss will turn the crocodile into a handsome Prince.

Every App tells a story.

'I was a spoiled little brat of a prince: Being turned into a frog and falling in love with you is the best thing that has happened to me...'

"With the wearing of this mystic talisman, you will never be plagued by any of the minor ailments usually handled by over-the-counter drugs!"