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Letter to God

US election postal vote controversy

Sub Post Office/Sub-Justice

'Dang it, nothing but junk mail'

Hermes, Process Server Of The Gods

"Of course it sends your message digitally. If you want analogue we'll have to saddle up old Bessie."

"Will you be passing a mailbox?"

'I've got an epistle to the Corinthians, ten shekels postage due.'

Clerk: 'They recalled the series of Famous Lawyer stamps... people were spitting on the wrong side.'

Mailwoman looks at mailboxes marked Mail - Spam.

"And finally, we have about two billion Thank God it's Friday proclamations."

"We don't need proof of each delivery."

"Yes, I'm retiring! It's a great job: extremely quiet most of the time, but it gets very busy at Christmas!"

"The universe will either continue expanding at its present rate, expand at a slower rate, or begin to contract. None of this, however, can explain why it sometimes takes four days to get a letter from Chicago."

Guardian Angel and Ward Angel

'It's our, 'message in a bottle'... It says; 'Return to sender, due to insufficient postage'.'

'First package goes to the Parthenon. Second package goes to the Odeon. Third package as far as I'm concerned you can sacrifice to the Gods.'

Beware Of The Hog...

Dead letter dept.

'An insured package? Certainly, sir -- just sign this waiver.'

'Oh, this guy's good! He's put those 4 extra digits on every one of his zip codes.;

'It's the closest thing dogs have to blogging.'

'I have a complaint about one of your window clerks.'

"I've been extra nice to people - I should be getting some thank-you notes."

Mummy Delivery

'I have a complaint about one of your window clerks.'

'What - No lift?!'

'You've heard, they're going to close this. . . lack of business.'

Beware of the Cartoon Cliche

U.S. Post Office: Local, Out of Town, How Should We Know?

US Postal Service: Neither snow nor heat nor gloom of night stays us from continually raising our prices.